California Syndrome

A behavioral pattern characterized by an obsessive concern regarding health, especially nutrition, but contrasted by a lack of regard for, or lazy attitude toward, obvious safety practices, often afflicting Indie Rock singers and bisexual free-spirits.

-"Dude, my yoga teacher was gonna lead a macrobiotic raw foods class next week, but he did too much Special K on Saturday and now he's in the ICU."

-"Shit man, sounds like a bad case of California Syndrome. Let's drive over and do some reiki on him."

-"Alright dude, right after we finish this blunt."

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