troll

A stupid male (esp. surfer) with disheveled, matted hair or dreads whom one would find living in a garage as high class accommodations. Undependable except for when low tide occurs. Responsible only for consuming all of your alchohol, drugs and food between swells. Also protect your pets from potential sexual abuse.

Is there any hope for your _______ to not be a troll?

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duckbutter

A rich and flowing mixture of male and female cum.

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schlarp

The mindless act of weilding one's dick to merely complete it's insipid mission on any type of 'receptacle'.

Schlarp the dode!
Schlarping the dode, dude!
A North Tahoe expression in passing.

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chaw

To delicately lick and mouth (chew) on a biscuits ankles, shoulders, titties, neck, tail. The act of lightly chewing in a sensual manner.

She is one sweet chaw biscuit.
Similar to a dog languishing on a large bone.

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sprack down

For the male, to casually and quickly sexually satisfy your woman by giving her your 'load'. Used in brief male conversation only.

Yeah, I'm headed by my girlfriend's house to sprack down and then we'll go watch the game.

velocetized

The psychological act of becoming comfortable or acustomed to a very high rate of speed, or extreme situation.

Usually spoken in reference in relation to a personal experience or another person's progress.

...you can see in the past couple of months how he has become velocetized on the race track.

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Butter Cup

Nickname for a slender cute girl with a creamy pussy that taste's great. See also biscuit.

Terri Halliwell. Teri Nunn.

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