PP Man

The actual embodiment of pedophila, Pp usually stands for pedophile. They are usually in places that have less parental attention. This spans from the internet to the Mcdonald's playplace. Usually the smell of low testosterone and pineapple pizza lingers in the air. His penis is shriveled from the constant use of penis enlargement pills he found online and can barely get erect. This causes them to very sexually depraved so be careful.

Daughter: " Dad, weird looking man touched my private parts over near the swing set."
Dad: "Honey that's a pp man now daddy has to commit Homicide. Make sure to watch out from now on, now go to the car and get daddy's Browning 1911-380."

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