curry cartel

the tryhards of the grade. always sexualizes every girl and refers to them with derogatory terms. ALWAYS USES THE N WORD, but they don't have the right to. idiots. however, there are like 2 exceptions.

Girl 1: omg, did you hear what the curry cartel did??
Girl 2: yeah!! they hate women, they're such d**ks.

crystal

crystal is THE bar. no one can exceed THE bar aka the CRYSTAL. she is everyone's fantasy and everyone's dream girl. god is a woman. crystal is a woman. therefore, crystal is god. everyone is in love with her because she's funny, beautiful, kind, intellectual, has good fashion sense, has cute freckles, her piercings are HOT. she is the definition of GORGEOUS. everyone is in her fan club :)

Girl 1: Oh, did you see that girl ? She's GOREGOUS!
Girl 2: She's such a crystal!

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