PMS

Most people believe it to mean Premenstrual Syndrome, however upon closer examination one will realize it is more closely translated as Present Menstrual Syndrome, as the symptoms carry on through the entire time a women is on her period.

Me:
I have PMS.
You:
Wait, but your period already started.
Me:
Yes, I have Present Menstrual Syndrome.
You:
Oh. Fuck that.

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