Crouch

To crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector

EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?"
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."

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