PMS

Period Mood Swings.

When your wife is on her period, and has intense period mood swings, stay at your friend's house for a week or so.

Example 1:

Boy1: Dude, your wife is out of her mind.
Boy2: Yeah man.. can I stay at your place for a while? Don't wanna get screamed at for sitting on her side of the couch again.

Example 2:

Woman with PMS:
I love you! I'm tired. STOP DOING THAT! I'm hungry. I'm so sad. Wanna watch a movie? Honey, I'm not in the mood.

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