Déjà you

That moment when your watching a youtube clip and while reading a comment quoting a section of the clip, you read what you're hearing.

While watching a youtube clip on a Football Family Meltdown, Jerry yelled as I read "Look at Romo running like a god damned idiot.", creating this paradoxical déjà you for those three magical seconds.

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Fart Horn

The sound emits when the ass has created a complete seal with the toilet seat and a fart is produced, vibrating through the toilet and makes a distinguished low-pitched sound, audible through walls and floors.

Planted comfortably in a stall in a restroom, Jim heard what could be non-other than a fart horn sounding from the stall two stalls down from him.