maslowned

If you do something because of your Deficiency needs (see: Maslow's hierarchy of needs) and it comes back to bite you in the ass.

A: I was so hungry, I ate that old cheeseburger laying around here and now I got food poisoning!
B: You got maslowned!

A: I totally fucked that chick yesterday and here husband beat the crap out of me.
B: maslowned.

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freedom search

Body cavity search, used by Jack Donaghy in the 30 Rock Episode "Cooter".

"It's time for my freedom search." Jack Donaghy

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