herpy slurp

Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.

Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.

wisconsin chimichanga

Put hot sauce in your lovers asshole, have them shit on a glass table and share a spicy suprise together.

My husband and I shared a Wisconsin chimichanga last night, it still burns.

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