don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.

Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

Mexican Construction Crew

A sex position(s)...obviously. All parties involved are required to speak Spanish only (rudimentary English at most). All penis wielding individuals must insert said key into their partner (preferably woman). Then they use their partner as a fulcrum on which to rotate. The penis holder then has to rotate around their parter in a corkscrew motion while applying similar force to a jackhammer.

"Oh hey you look like you have had a bad day, want to 'Mexican Construction Crew'?"
"No habla Ingles."
"Oh oye, parece que has tenido un mal día, ¿quieres 'Equipo de Construcción Mexicano'?"
"Si."
*sex occurs*

a harry style

The penis wielding party must shave all pubic hair by the end of October 31. Then during and for the entirety of NNN they must grow out their pubic hair anew. At some point in the following December they must have intercourse during a full moon. And when said penis wielding party climaxes they have to yell out "Ayo, I'm Harry Styles innit!"

"I shaved my balls n stuff a while ago, now them thangs is hairy girllllll."
"Oh would you look at the time, it is a full moon."
*at the same time*
"Sex?!?!"

*narrator*
Now that is what I call a harry style.