bleriod

1. The blokes (man) period, commonly when a man isn't feeling 100%.
2. When a man is acting like a woman on the rag.
3. A man's sympathetic reaction to a woman's period.

It's that time of the month, I've got my bleriod.
What's up with Jeff? Must be that time of the month, he's got his bleriod.

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Wilton

Wilton was the Ancient capital of The Kingdom of Wessex from the late 8th until the late 11th century, and gave its name to the County of Wiltshire

Wilton House owned by The 18th Earl Lord and Lady Pembroke, gifted to The 1st Earl by King Henry VII, is one of the locations used to film "The Crown", "Bridgerton" The Newer "Tomb Raider" movie amongst several other period dramas.
The famous Wilton Carpet Factory.
Stonehenge is 8 miles distance from Wilton.

Salisbury City is 4 miles neighbouring, famous for its Cathedral, but of late, the horrendous Novichock poisonings.

Wilton:
Wilton born citizens are Known as "Wiltonians"

wank ammo

1. Porn used to get you in the mood for a wank.
2. Any pictures or videos a man can look at to assist in the wanking process. Doesn't have to be porn, can be any old picture of someone fully dressed, just as long as it gets you in the mood for a wank.

That pic of Jessica Simpson is just the wank ammo I need. See ya in a little while.
The bra ad in the local newspaper is great wank ammo.

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