Grunts Of Effort

The Top version of whimpering.

You: "Hey wanna send me a video of you performing grunts of effort ;)"
Me: "I'm not comfortable with a video but i could do an audio"
You: "oooo yes daddy"

Zapper

when someone is more stunning than a stunner.

Beck: Oh my god this chick that I'm seeing is hot.
Chad: Bro is she a stunner?
Beck: Nah she's a Zapper

the disney channel hit

the act of pressing the button on your cart while you do the signature disney channel mickey mouse motion then take your hit

You: hi my name is — and your watching disney channel ;) *takes hit*

Me: how do you like the disney channel hit?

Watermelon Hopping

the act of riding a sexual partners boobs (aka melons).

You: do you want to try out the new watermelon hopping trend?

Me: Duh