windmill

A physically impossible sexual position. Can only be portayed in cartoons or possibly done in a porno with visual effects. First off the position requires the man to stand on a stool (or any other thing that will elevate one from the ground). Then the man heavily lubes his genitals, then penetrates the woman (the woman is preferably shorter than the man). He then spins the woman around as fast as he can creating something that resembles a windmill.

Man: "That windmill was intense last night"

Woman: "Yeah but too bad the stool wasn't high enough and i ended up in the emergency room"

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