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Shagging a lass up the arse who has diarrhea.
Last night i was giving a bird some good anal but she had dodgy guts and gave me a dirty banister
When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!
She said she wasn't feeling very well for any action so i gave her the creamola foam float!!