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An introvert who acts like an extrovert to their close online friends. Virtuoverts have problems interacting in real life, especially with strangers, but those problems disappear with online interactions.
I need to get out more, but being the virtuovert that I am, I don't think I can act natural in real life like I do online.
short for âchair-to-keybard interfaceâ, a faux technical term for the user of a computer, usually referring to one who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing
I thought working at the IT department would be a lot of hard work, but all I do every day is resolve C2KI errors by old people who don't know how to plug in a mouse.
Autogynephilia is a made-up âmental illnessâ made by Ray Blanchard and Kurt Freund in the 1980s. It is the idea that transgender women are just super fucking gay men. This idea is quickly discarded when you realize that 1) transgender men exist, and 2) many transgender women are into other women.
Autogynephilia is commonly believed by transphobes such as Republicans, Bible-thumpers, TERFs, and Internet trolls.
I'm not going to come out to my stepmother until she dies, because she believes in autogynephilia.
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A girl band is a type of cliché J-pop group.
Similar to a boy band, girl bands typically produce cut-and-paste vaguely relatable songs about love, are thought of as puppets of a corporation, and the members look alike, only distinguishable by their fans.
However, unlike boy bands, girl bands sometimes consist of more than 10 (and up to 48) people, instead of the boy band median of 5.
The most famous girl band would be AKB48 (not to be confused with AK-47, which is a kind of gun). True to its name, AKB48 hail from the region of Akihabara and consist of 48 (!) members, who mostly disperse in manageable boy-band-sized groups. There are sister groups called HKT-, JKT-, NMB-, and SKE48.
Another girl band older than AKB48 is Morning Musume. Through the years, the number of members has fluctuated between 5 and 15 members, and as of now (December 2014) there are 10 members and 4 waiting to join. Their biggest hit is called Love Machine.
Girl: "Which member of AKB48 is your favorite?"
Guy 1: "WTF? Everyone in AKB48 looks the same."
Guy 2: "I seriously can't tell two girl bands apart."
Girl: "You guys suck."
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(interjection) An interjection used among Pokémon fanatics to replace "Oh my God".
The reason why Arceus replaces God is simple: Arceus is the Pokémon responsible for the creation of the Sinnoh region, and possibly the whole universe (Pokéverse, if you may) according to myths around the world of Pokémon. His legend dates back to Generation 4 (Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum). Arceus is also called "The Original One".
Arceusism is a polytheistic belief system. According to said myth/religion, Arceus is said to be born from an egg, emerging from a vortex, and then created the Legendaries of time, space, and antimatter: Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina, respectively. When mankind started inhabiting Sinnoh, he created three Pokémon to give humans knowledge, emotions, and willpower.
The term, in real life, is used as jargon among fans, as reversed verisimilitude to the Pokémon universe. It is also used online where "Oh my God" might provoke a number of religious and/or sensitive people.
"I just got the new Pokémon game!"
"Oh my Arceus! Can I see?"
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n. a visual inspection; look
"To take a look-see" means to check something out.
This term, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, entered the English language via Chinese Pidgin English, from a direct translation of "çè¦", each letter translating to "look" and "see". It is agreed by etymologists that "long time no see", "no pain no gain", "can do / no can do" have the same origin.
(Commonly misspelled as "looksie".)
"I think there's something wrong with my computer. Can you take a look-see?"
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Unlike an actual loner, a mental loner has friends to hang out with, but thinks that all his/her friends are worthless idiots and feel alone.
This girl is a stereotypical weeaboo, and while she hangs out with friends, none of them ever watched a single anime, so she considers herself a mental loner.
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