Vincent Bibly

noun:

a male possessing the physical appearance of steven spieldberg's 1982 movie E.T. Beware as he is known to be a sexual predator and jumps out of closets(usually without clothes). If encountered with a Vincent Bibly do not look him in the eye , slowly back away. If pursued drop to the fetal position and cover your holes.

They are attracted to alcohol, drugs, gummy bears, and unwilling women.

Girl: I woke up sore and found a gummy bear in my butt.

Doctor: Looks like you suffered an encounter with a vincent bibly.

Girl: What should I do?
Doctor: Ill get a coat hanger.

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