Floppy Adolf

A floppy Adolf is a semi erect penis because it wants to appear all big and strong, but in reality it will give up when something gets too close and simply go back to being flacid.

GF: C'mon lets fuck
BF: My cocks on a floppy adolf right now it's gonna be a while

Microwaved Sardine

A derogatory term that can be used on anyone as an insult.

Dave: I don't like you
Alex: Shut up you microwaved sardine

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Fluffle stuffer

Masturbating and jizzing inside of a really fluffy sock before feeding it to your partner and making them eat it.

1: Eat this fluffle stuffer
2: Ok, but can i have some salt and pepper?

waffle locker

Another word for a vagina

1: Does my waffle locker look funny to you?

mexborough weed whiffer

Verb:

1:Shoving a spliff up someones anus, lighting it, flipping it round so that the lit end is now in the persons anus an attempting to smoke it. Often played as a game to see who can have the most drags before it goes out. The person who puts the spliff is called the whiff master

Lets play mexborough weed whiffer
Who's the whiff master?

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