wordjack

When a person takes a word or phrase from what you just said, and uses it in a completely unrelated, usually tedious and annoying context. "Wordjackers" think they are actually engaged in dialogue, when in fact their behavior demands immediate physical punishment.

Shawna: Did you see Christian Bale in The Machinist?
Trixie: No but my unemployed stepdad is a machinist!
Shawna: Don't wordjack me! (kicks Trixie in the face)

Wisconsin Back Bacon

Intercourse with someone's back fat. The ample folds of fat are pushed together to create cleavage, between which the man thrusts.

Cody: Dude how was your trip to Janesville?
Austin: Dude I met this chick and pulled a Wisconsin back bacon by the dumpster behind the VFW.

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