Pipeline Punch

When an experienced vagina exudes a discharge that has both fruity notes, a nutty and savory undertone, and a clear, crisp brilliance. Known by connoisseurs as a natural and all-organic energy drink. To achieve this level of flavor and impact on the palette, the fertile ground that originates the vintage must have been host to a wide range of varietals, from herbaceous to firm to earthy to foxy; in this way, the final, freshly uncorked beverage will have a particularly unique finesse for whomever consumes it.

Chris: "Oh God, last night, I got a taste of Pipeline Punch"
Adam: "WTF is that?"
Ryan: "It's like the flavor of a vintage energy drink and a dusty vag"
Adam: "How do either of you know this?"
Ryan: "My grandma used to make it"
Chris: "I tasted it based on Ryan's recommendations; quite flavorful, fruity, and with notes of a buttery finish"

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