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Lola was the only stripper over thirty at the club. I told her it was time to finally "Hang up your spurs".
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When you find yourself in the presence of strangers and a simple âGod damnâ wonât do; âGod damn, Gary!â is just the thing (All strangers are âGaryâ)
God damn, Gary! That Brett Favre Can really chuck the ball!
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Like a Drunk-lie and a Little White Lie, but makes less sense. Told by a girl, not necessarily your girlfriend with the hope that you don't investigate the parts of the lie that fail the logic test. Neither malicious, or mean-spirited and told for no apparent personal gain.
When a girl is caught in a Girl-lie she may:
Explode into tears.
Tell even more lies that make even less sense.
Compare you to an old boyfriend or a family member that used to be like you.
Or
Fly into a rage, trying to tie together:
Her dissatisfaction with her job.
Something her therapist told her.
Something about her period.
Or something you did that you don't remember that was never mentioned until now.
I caught her in a Girl-lie about her dinner last night then she started to spin out of control, called me a Nazi and cried uncontrollably, like it's my fault she lied.
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Cartoonishly over sized or adorned glasses, generally possessing some obnoxious tint. Usually worn at night and accompanied with an insane amount of cologne and loud broken english.
"Did you see that idiot over there in the Eurotrash Douche-goggles?" "See him? I can smell him!"
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The worst cartoon character ever. Really not a good idea. A wild hair, large nosed, trench coat wearing character that shouldnât exist. Feltchy is identifiable by his âBlack bag of mischiefâ and his tag line âIâm having fun here all by myself!â
Iâm Feltchy the clown; Iâve got a nose for trouble.
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Signifying more pain than a simple âOuch!â justifies.
Wowch! I just stubbed my toe on a curb!
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The ultimate mean-spirited put down
Used only when the gloves come off
Common usage is the term in tandem with a belittling a team that âYouâ support
Can be preceded by other âthingsâ about being "You" that sucks
You love the Raiders
You live in Fresno
Sucks being you
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