Lesbian Ass

An unfortunate circumstance for a man usually approaching middle age where his ass extends up, becoming one with his love handles, forming an ass more commonly seen at a Lilith Fair show, peaking out from under a hockey jersey, with the owner's fingers interlocked with a woman possessing a similar ass.

Your boy ain't exactly fat, but he got a "Lesbian Ass"!

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Charlie don't surf

A brazen disregard for possible danger. Derived from a line by Robert Duvall’s character, Lt. Colonel Kilgore in “Apocalypse Now” in response to a soldier’s assertion that an area that he wants to surf is “Charlie’s point” He screams defiantly “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” A more thought provoking way of saying “fuck that!” or “I’m not worried”

pussy "You better watch out for that guy, he's looking for trouble."
dude "CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"

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naked and up a tree

A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked

I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office

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FULL METAL JACKET

Excessive piercings, particularly genitalia and anyplace other than ears.

I got her panties off and surprise, that chick was like “Full metal jacket”!

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Panamourous

A term a person might use when they is kidding themself about her gay boyfriend, brother etc… Instead of calling him/her bisexual someone might use the term to further delude themselves of the obvious.

Paul’s not gay, he just, intouch with his sexuality, he’s panamourous.

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