Snowflakes

When a woman who has dry cum on her genital parts rubs it off onto somebody elses face.

"Hey Angela I brushed snowflakes all over Doms face after he fell asleep, you should try it sometime!"

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Del Boy

Small fat penis, that barely changes on becoming aroused.

"Smithy had a sweaty del boy after all that but it still seemed to do the trick"

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Pink Ticket

The sweet pink flower of a girl who you have been chasing, also a name for the cunt of such girls in general or the whole girl.

"Stop the car at the next pub theres gotta be a bit of pink ticket around, its a sunday!"

"My balls are aching for it feels like im carrying watermellons back from asda, i really want some pink ticket tonight"

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Scrambled Egg

Vomiting due to excess of MDMA, holding it in your mouth and shaking your head in time with the music.

I ended up on the dance floor full on scrambled eggin' it all the way innit mate, quality tunes, so i was a scrambled egg for at least 20 minutes!

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Jolly Boys

Group of young english lads intent on having a good time, leaving the norm behind them. Usualy "on a jolly" to a seaside town such as Brighton or Margate, London also a popular destination.
(Stems from the episode of only fools and horse 'Jolly boys outing')

"Leave it out i aint gunna say a word to linda 'bout us bunch of jolly boys goin down paignton for that right old royal bender, you got the pills? good, then lets go fucking mental. LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL, LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL, NAH NAH NAH NAH HUH, NAH NAH NAH NAH HUH"

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Bridgend

Touching of an erection from behind through the legs over the trouser fabric (similar in effect to a watford handshake)

"I was walking down the highstreet, next thing i know im getting a straight up bridgend from a total stranger"

"Im gunna tuck it behind meself so when we get on the train you can work your magic and do me a stonking brigend"

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