faggotry

1. n. A special brand of deception found amongst gay men, especially between frenemies, where one party is usually attempting to confuse, coerce, or otherwise manipulate another.

2. n. good-natured, good-humored flirting used to achieve a more positive outcome (can be used on both straight men and women).

*faggotry is essentially the "gay force." it can be used for good or for evil*

1. "But Tim said he saw Mark and Stephen making out last night!"
"Please, don't believe anything that bitch says. It's all lies and faggotry."

2. "Go use your faggotry on that clerk; maybe we can get a discount!"

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No Bullshit Mercy Pie

In any Game Night setting, the No Bullshit Mercy Pie Rule, or NBMP, ensures that established house rules will be followed exactly for each game, and that no half rolls, take backs, do overs, close enoughs, or let'em slides will be accepted.

Furthermore, NBMP absolves the winning/leading individual or team from the obligation to "take it easy on" or otherwise diminish their competitive capacity in favor of the losing/last place individual or team without later repercussions to the friendship.

NBMP can be invoked by any player (with group consensus), but only AFTER at least 75% of game participants have begun consuming alcohol.

Jane: "Well, technically the answer is John QUINCY Adams, but since Mike's in last place, we'll let that slide."

John: "If he didn't say 'Quincy' then it doesn't count! No bullshit mercy pie!"

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wailing fisherman

A wailing fisherman is when a guy literally gets sick and hurls while going down on a girl, usually from drinking too much, but occasionally the vagina itself can be faulted. (Not to be confused with the "whaling fisherman," which is a guy who only likes going down on really huge chicks.)

After he finished those last three shots, Johnny went home and pulled a wailing fisherman on his girl. She left him passed out in his own pile, and he spent the whole next day smelling like stale vag and vom.