ralph

1) a male name
2) vomit
3) right (in directions)

Ok, Ralph, how do I get your house from mine?
ok, Louie, head left to Pine, do a louie then go half a mile to River Road, hang a ralph, keep heading down River til you get to a white 3-floor house, if there's a fat white woman mowing the lawn whose face makes you wanna ralph, that's mywife & you're here!

hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left.

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prejacked

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.

Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!

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iron maiden

A woman who indulges a kink involving the wearing of metal braces

Ever since being raised in a polio hospital, John has had a lust for iron maidens, girls who dress in only metal polio back & leg braces

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YOLO

acronym for You Only Live Once meaning:
1. go ahead & take risks; live your life to the fullest
2. the girl that says this does as a code meaning she'll do anal
3. You Obviously Lack Originality(posted in response to yet another facebook status that says, "YOLO!")

1. I'm going bungee jumping this weekend, because YOLO!
2. he: I'm a bit of a backdoor man. What do you think of that?
she: oh well, yolo!
3. Status Change: YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE! (YOLO)
reply: YOLO! YOU OBVIOUSLY LACK ORIGINALITY I've seen this same post on my wall 40 times since noon yesterday!

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recyclable

mostly used by women to refer to a casual sexual partner they can call up for a booty call any time, regardless of her relationship status.

It's no-strings, no-emotions, hardcore sex-only.

Men often use the term fuck buddy for the same thing.

A more gender neutral term might be friends with benefits

Karen: "Damn, another lousy boyfriend history, I think I need to call my recyclable, Rico, to get myself grounded before hunting up a new boyfriend.

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debutongue

1. first time performance of cunnilingus
2. first time using tongue action during fellatio
3. first time using tongue when kissing

etym: debut+tongue cf debutant

So, Joe, I hear you had 3 sisters last night?

Yeah, & everyone involved debutongue!

1. I was the first one ever munched Debbie
2. Carmen was so hot & wild she started tonguing my cock like it was the worlds last ice cream cone!
3. & their baby sister, just 18, responded well to her first french kiss!

All in all, a helluva bargain for just 1 bottle of lemon gin; I highly recommend this ttrio for YOUR post-bar mitzvah party, too!

wife vac

A vacuum cleaner that no longer sucks.

I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!