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Mitzvah

Another word for the female genitalia.

Tiffany: I thought Bar Mitzvah means I have to get up on the bar and show everyone my mitzvah.

by thoughts_and_prayers June 5, 2019

25πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Mitzvah

Similar to a yoke in a sence that like to an ox it's a way of guiding somebody to do good with their life. It would be popularly marketed with something like #mitzvah and @superjew, it's basically a good deed but with more value to the soul. Also mentioned constantly in the Jewish world alongside words like Hashem, kosher, Bernie, and Wall Street.

Already have too much money? Do a mitzvah! Donate to some random charity!

It was fun to volunteer with my yeshivah for the local homeless shelter! #mitzvah #BaruchHashem #BecauseWeAreLakewoodSoWeAre etterThanAll

Those people from Lakewood think they are so great because they worked for a rushed hour to help the homeless while shitting on any other organization that helped out even though they put WAY more effort! Why don't they do the mitzvah of learning to STFU!

by DethKnot March 15, 2017

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mitzvah

Total shitshow

My Christian motherlaw told me that Mitzvah means shitshow.

by Pete the Irish heat October 28, 2018

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Mitzvah

(v)-to forcibly induce celebration on another
(v)-mit-tah-zah-fah: to throw people up in the air on a chair. not to be confused with extreme duck duck goose, where the person would be tied to the chair and the people, running with the chair on their shoulders towards a bubbling couldron, would be yelling, "stew pot stew pot...!"

You better be careful on your birthday or we'll mitzvah you real good.

I'll mitzvah you!!

by JoeTrotta/ Jenny Lowe February 5, 2008

7πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


car mitzvah

Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.

I had a seriously awesome car mitzvah that will leave memories lasting a lifetime!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Boob mitzvah

A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.

I can't wait to celebrate my boob mitzvah and give them a going away party.

by Faster Redhead September 28, 2016


Nig Mitzvah

When a Nigga turn 13 and gets his first Glock with a stick

β€œHey what you got goin on this weekend?”

β€œSorry man, it’s my nephews Nig Mitzvah, we gon be outside on the block”

by Extendo_Brendo October 16, 2022