cunt hooks

The index and middle fingers held up, palm towards your body -- indicating "hooking/pulling up into a vagina". . .
OR just a general vulgar reference to the fingers.

If he puts his dirty little cunt hooks anywhere NEAR my girlfriend, I'll break 'em right off!

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cunt hooks

fingers, especially, when bent up into hooks.

Get your dirty cunt hooks off my tits!

impluvious

Unaware that it's raining

"Look at Joe, coming to work without an umbrella!"

"Yeah! What is he, impluvious?"

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platte

French-Canadian for twat

That frog bitch I met last night sure had some sweet platte!

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magnet

Attractive from the rear, repulsive from the front. (another term for a "butterface")

MMMmmmm, that is one mighty fine looking ass!
But, ewww. . . that flat chest & bulldog face means she's a magnet!

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grammatude

A combination of Gramma(Grandmother) & attitude

Don't know what grammatude is?

Mess with my grandchildren & you'll find out!

eat it

1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"

1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

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