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prefuctual agreement

An agreement people sign prior to hjaving sex, like a prenuptial agreement it outlines agreements, rights, & responsibilities, especially among those into BDSM

Some important things to include in a prefuctual agreement:
Agreement to have sex
Safe Words
Responsibility of the person who calls it off to provide a couple week's notice including a loaner(friend, sibling, professional)

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 3, 2017


thumbwhore

On Express, in the Human Pets app, on Facebook, someone who acts/talks like a complete slut, to get people to click her thumb for points.

I woulda gone to bed hours ago, but I'm too turned on reading what all these little thumbwhores are saying!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 21, 2007

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riot sale

Opportunistic looting during civil unrest.

Ca also be used figuratively for really busy/crazy actual store sales

Where'd you get that 60-inch tv, brah?

Riot sale, after Rodney King. I swear, a riot sale is better than Price is Right for free shit!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2019


rectal gates

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .

Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes

John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010


ADD broke

So broke you can't even pay attention.

Lend me $20?
Dude, I'm ADD broke, & that's serious broke -- I can't even afford to pay attention. . . oh, look, a quarter!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 9, 2017


French novelist

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016


squay

from "squamous" meaning squishy.
a PC substitute for "gay" & "lame" to refer to something useless(mushy like rotted fruit)
squa- in combination (eg. "squahead," one whose brain is like oatmeal porridge

You've obviously got mush for brains; you're so squay, you're a fucking squahead!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 29, 2016

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