Mumm-Ra'd

Drunk beyond all capacity to function. Passing out on the ground, vomiting upon one's self, running into foreign objects, and possibly waking up the next day with a splitting headache, alcohol poisoning symptoms, and a $222 public drunkenness ticket in your pocket.

"Yo, this morning i found a $400 bar tab in my jeans... and that's AFTER i woke up next to a chick who couldn't get out of her house without the assistance of Richard Simmons and the jaws of life. I was utterly Mumm-Ra'd!!!!"

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Cokepoop

When you huff a massive rail and all of a sudden you need to unleash a massive brown boa into the porcelain dihydrogen monoxide pool.

Damn this shit must have only passed through 2 or 3 assholes before it made it to my sinuses just now. I think I gotta go cokepoop. Where's the shitcan at?

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