milk

The favorite drink of white people. It most commonly is the beverage of choice with their every meal, even when it doesn't seem as it should be. Many black people are puzzled and disgusted by this obsession. Their abuse of milk could serve as a great indicator to why whites emit a similar odor when stressed.

Me: Hey wanna get breakfast tomorrow morning?
Billy: No way! I had so much to eat for dinner, there's no way I'll be hungry in the morning.
Me: Really? What'd you have?
Billy: Oh man, I had pizza, steak, baked potatoes..
Me: Wow.
Billy: ..and a HUGE glass of milk.
Me: Wow!
Billy: I know right? SO good.
Me:(mumble)That's so fucking gross.

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