MF

an abbreviation used for "multifactorial" to describe when there are many issues/problems/things in your life that are contributing to your current emotional status.

Friend 1: "Hey! How are you?"
Friend 2: "Not too good, actually".
Friend 1: "What's the problem?"
Friend 2: "It's MF".
Friend 1: "Oh, I'm sorry!"

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mapkin

When a napkin is used to give directions to a person or describe the location of a certain place by drawing a map on it when other paper sources are scarce, for example when having coffee at a cafe.

While at a cafe:
Friend 1: "Hey, I'm going to New Zealand next week. aren't you from New Zealand? Where should I visit?"

Friend 2: "I should draw you a map, but I don't have any paper!"

Friend 1: "Here, use this napkin to make a mapkin!"

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