Reverse Jainism

In opposition to Jainism, Reverse Jainism holds that all beings are equally useless and should most likely be disassembled down to their base chemicals. Similar to Nihilism at heart, only where Nihilism simply assumes things worthless, Reverse Jainism goes the next step and does something about it.

A follower of Reverse Jainism will carry a flamethrower around at all times in order to ensure that no organism goes unpunished.

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anarchronism

An anachronism injected into a conversation for the sole purpose of creating chaos.

"So, what's up?"
"Debating Thomas Jefferson on the merits of pole dancing."
"What an anarchronism!"

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