Lollygagging

(Verb) Th action and resulting noises that happen when someone named Lolly is "servicing" a guy with too big a tool.

Big Jim was so well endowed that when Lolly was trying to blow him she ended up Lollygagging and spit up all over his new shoes!

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Dipfuck

1. A pejorative insult and hybrid of "dipshit" and "dumbfuck"

2. The people who drive 50 mph in the fast lane on a highway or interstate and in doing so impede traffic and anger everyone behind them

1. John is such a dipfuck he thought Peter Pan was something you keep under your bed at night.

2. I wish I was driving a monster truck so I could just roll over that dipfuck Masshole in front of me.

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