Appalachian Mudslide

When one person is defecating on a toilet. And then person #2 sits on their thighs, and simultaneously shits in the same toilet.

Person #1: "I got dibs on the toilet."
Person #2: "Naw bro... That's my toilet and I can't hold it anymore."
Person #1: "Me either bro, so only choice is to lap up and hit an Appalachian Mudslide."
Person #2:"Fine!! But dont tell anyone about this bro! Dibs on bottom."

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