trumpkin

To receive a blumpkin (The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump) whilst wearing a blonde wig. It is important to note that one must also deny that the said act ever occurred, and call it "fake news".

J.J: "Hey Rob, I heard Chyna gave you a trumpkin the other day, did you buy your blonde wig on amazon?"
Rob: "What are you talking about? That never even happened dude! That shit is fake news"
J.J: "Well i got my blonde wig a couple weeks ago on amazon during a flash sale"
Rob: "WTF BRO! I thought you were my friend, I saw a picture on Chynas phone of you on the toilet wearing a blonde wig.....she took a belfie (blowjob selfie)!!!!"
J.J: "Nah nah son, that shit didn't happen, fake news must have photoshopped a photo and planted it on her phone!"

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