Gooch Punch

A delicious beverage mixing enough vodka with fruit mix to knock any living creature unconscious, including Whales.
Purportedly used in Nuclear weapons and Napalm.
Said to be 300% alcohol by mass.
Not to be confused with Gooch Juice

That sort of coma is usually associated with 2-3 sips of Gooch Punch.

A cup of Gooch punch has about the same kick as a 105mm artillery shell.

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