arc a noodle

(v) to cum. more specifically the sight of semen in the air, toppling end over end before landing.

I was so pent up from being stuck with my girlfriend's parents on vacation, I thought for sure I'd arc a noodle clear over the toilet when I snuck some alone time.

disenfranchised

A word used to describe the sickening feeling you get as an adult walking through Disneyland where every ride has been converted into a movie theme.

I felt so disenfranchised seeing Johnny Depp three times on Pirates that I nearly barfed up my Mickey Mouse pancakes.

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