smow

(noun) -- snow that has become blackened by automotive and industrial pollution; tends to accumulate in large urban areas

All of Cleveland is covered in smow -- W. H. Auden

10👍 14👎

mayor's spot

(n) the parking space nearest to your destination; the best parking spot.

Alright! I've got the mayor's spot. -- Edgar Allan Poe

4👍 2👎

mayor's spot

(n) the parking space nearest to your destination; the best parking spot.

Alright! I've got the mayor's spot. -- Edgar Allan Poe

2👍 3👎

Judas

(n) the one foul-tasting Goebel lager in most twelve packs.

Oh man, I just found the Judas! -- Sir Elton John

55👍 55👎

pointy

(n) a biracial person; a person of mixed race (from "point 5", i.e., 50%), usually a person with one parent of African heritage and one parent of European heritage. Most often used in East African countries (Kenya, Uganda, etc.).

Axl didn't realize that Slash was a pointy when he hired him.

19👍 7👎

badger

(n) a penis that is equally as long as it is wide.

That East German gentleman's badger was as unpleasant as a sugar-free enema. -- Melissar Bautistar

9👍 41👎

mansard

a disagreeable, conniving, malodorous, spurious and/or illegitimate person. cf bastard.

Eric Romer is perhaps the most magnificent mansard in the greater Miami Valley region. -- W.B. Yeats

9👍 4👎