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Big boogers that you want to keep because you couldn't believe you just picked them from your own nose.
Look at all the nose goblins I wiped under my seat!
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Pornographic material depicting pregnant women performing sexual acts... or just squirting milk from their boobelas.
ah fuck, this preggo porn makes me thirsty for a milkshake.
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Used to describe the act of flashing one's balls, but at the same time stretching one's scrotum to resemble the wings of a bat.
Bianca was in shock and awe as Brock gave her the batwings.
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The sexual act performed when two lesbians rub their beef curtains together, but their legs resemble two pairs of scissors trying to cut eachother to death.
Ellen DeGeneres loves the scissor kicks!
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Used to refer to someone who is too drunk to fuck.
She says : Hey you wanna come back to my place and hump?
He says : Fuck it, i'm a dead kennedy.
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