masturpimp

'mas-t&r + 'pimp

Combining the words masturbate and pimp to define the dastardly art of self-promotion when posting to message boards, forums and the like. Much like self-pleasuring yourself in real life, masturpimping is when you promote your site or yourself online.

EvilISCABBSSysop1 : Will someone PERMA-TWIT that guy already? All he is doing is masturpimping his website and it's starting to piss everyone off.

Adonis : Done. ***TWITs Pabo Wakataeo (AGAIN) ***

AndyB : At least he's funny, you guys are boring.

Adonis : ***TWITs AndyB***

AndyB yells faintly from the dungeon : HEY!!!

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'Netertainment

Internet Entertainment. Websites that contain video clips, or sound clips for nerds to watch when the phones aren't ringing qualify as having 'netertainment' content.

Pronounced - 'net 'r' tain-ment

mrd00d : Hey "Watcha", If you weren't always gettin' your 'netertainment on, you might actually talk to some of the customers that we get paid to talk to.

Watcha : Oh whatevah, don't make me smash it to the pope.

mrd00d : Dude, you are a very strange kid.

PERMATWIT

From the word permanent and the acronymn T.W.I.T.

T.W.I.T stands for T-otally W-ithout I-ntelligent T-hought but when combined with PERMA short for permanent is the definition of a person who has permanently been banned from using ISCABBS the Bulletin Board System in IOWA known as ISCABBS, Iowa State Computing Association Bulletin Board System.

These poor unfortunate souls can not use the crappy BBS, ISCABBS ever again, hence, PERMATWIT.

EvilSysop1 : Holy crap that Pabo Wakataeo guy just tried to get an account again and used his real name, phone number and address.

EvilSysop2 : Yeah, he's PERMATWITted. If we let him gain access to our crappy BBS the universe may unfold. *pushes coke-bottle bottom glasses towards his face and adjusts pens in his pocket protector*

EvilSysop1 : Yeah...we must protect the universe. *denies application* Protect the universe.

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alphacyberpal

A combination of the words alpha cyber and pal.

The most prominent & dominant person to leave messages or comments on a site for social networking such as facebook or myspace, within a recent time period, so as to create the illusion of a special bond or connection greater or above the other 'friends' on the same said page.

While this can be seen as an act of desperation or insecurity, it can also be seen as 'marking territory' to ward off other would-be suitors or potential relationships that go farther than the 'just friends' status.

I used to think there was a possible real life relationship with that totally hot russian girl I met on myspace, but then some lameass alphacyberpal of hers left about 15 'hi baby' and 'miss you xoxo' comments in a row and she deleted one of my comments! WTF!?

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nerdinary

Nerd + Dictionary = Nerdinary

pronounced nurd-in-ary

An extraordinary nerd dictionary that defines computer or internet related terms.

mrd00d: I get so sick of people not knowing what a jpeg or a gif is, or the difference between a txt file or a bat file. I feel like I am speaking chinese to amish people all the time.

VancyPants : Yeah, totally! I wish someone would invent a 'nerdinary' already to educate the world on geekspeak, l33tspeak, or other internet and computer jargon terms.

mrd00d : We now have a purpose my friend. Think of the parents who have no idea what STFU or RTFM stands for.

Both : lol

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Koulrohodium

The extreme hatred of attention whoring freaks.

From the words 'coulrophobia' and 'odium'. Coulro derives from Greek 'koulon', meaning limb & 'kolobathristes' meaning 'one who walks on stilts'. 'Odium' is a part of several Latin phrases with the central idea of hate, bitterness or offense.

Main Entry: Koulrohodium - coal.row.oh.dee.um

Definition: The dislike of clowns, mimes, or any person(s) with fixed or painted facial expressions, or that seek attention through freakish behavior,
body piercings, tattoos, or clothing.

Example usage; "No Johnny, I don't hate all I.C.P fans or emo kids, I just have a strong case of koulrohodium, that's all."

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sp

'Suppressive Person' as coined by self-proclaimed Scientologist, Tom Cruise in the ever increasingly popular interview seen on youtube where he can not control his laughter and brags about stopping to help people who are in accidents along the highway.

"They said: 'so, like... have you met an SP?'" <cackling laughs> "And I looked at them and...You know..."
"And I thought how what a beautiful thing because maybe one day it will be like that. You know what I'm saying? Maybe one day it will be that..." <can't control his laughs> "Wow, SPs, like, they'll just read about those in the history books, you know." --Tom Cruise

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