Tanarchy

The dramatic influx of customers at tanning salons after Jersey Shore is aired.

Went tanning after a Jersey Shore episode. The place was packed; ed hardy everywhere - it was complete tanarchy.

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heavy panties

The phenomena of how seemingly normal panties instantly become heavier when worn by a slutty girl.

The added weight tends to causes panties to drop at a faster speed.

"How much do think Kim's micro thong weighs?"

"At least 3 lbs, maybe 7 by the time the frat boys come over later"
"Yeah, I just hope her heavy panties don't make a loud *thud* when they hit her bedroom floor like last night"

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strategic breakup

Breaking up with your girlfriend right at the start of summer when the ocean of short shorts and miniskirts flood the streets.

The girlfriend thinks its spontaneous but the boys know is strategic.

"I just broke up with my girlfriend, it had to be done"

"Yep, its June 1st, textbook strategic breakup, summer is by far best time to be single"

"yeah I hope she takes me back in the fall when the babes start wearing pants again"

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Euphoria make up

Cum on a girls' face. Like regular make-up but cheaper and more fun/interactive

Boy 1: Im thinking of applying euphoria make up on my girlfriend's face tonight

Boy2: Smart idea. Its cheaper than regular make up and better for the skin.