wienhandler

One who is forthcoming and open handed to resting another's wiener upon their palm and/or fingertips. Also used as an interjectory term when casting or depositing hurtful and disgruntling words to another in times of remorse and anger.

One may also use the term to simply state ones affection of handling wieners.

You expect me to believe that Tina? Stop wasting my time you wienhandler.

squzzed

The art or action of squeezing someone or something, with normal force but adding a more oomph or a special touch. Also something your dad says instead of saying "squeezed" because he was too intoxicated to pronounce it correctly.

She refused to grab me a beer, so I squzzed her arm. She then got me a beer.

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