Dolan

Parody of Donald Duck, includes his friends like Bogs, Gooby, and Daffy. Words are usually mispelled in his comics.

Accualy Dolan.

IDM

I don't mind. It's that simple.

IDM if you don't want to go out tonight.

Columbea

stands for Colour Luminance Backlight Estimation Algorithm. Coined by Mediatek for their new SoC for mini LED televisions.

HDTVTest claimed it won't make it to urban dictionary but here it is

MediaTek Columbea algorithm enhances color accuracy, dynamic contrast, and backlight efficiency along with zero delay data sync

Alphistic

adj. - Being very Alpha male yet autistic simultaneously.

OP got drunk and almost banged a girl until he went alphistic when the girl backed out so he smashed her lamp on the ground and ran away.

dird

A mix between a dog and a bird

It's a dog, it's a bird, it's a...dird?