SIMP

A simp is a crybaby who can't get pussy no matter how hard he tries. A simp will go and offer a shoulder to cry on or be overly nice to women in order to get with them, and when it doesn't work out, they cry about it for two weeks and move on to their next prey. A simp will do anything to get pussy. A simp will pay for food, bills, buy gifts and act like a bitch in general just to get pussy. A true simp will try to fuck anything with a pussy. Ultimately, he chases after mediocre to below average pussy from females who probably deserve whatever they are getting. Simps are punks, bottom feeders, and laughable. They are antisocial fake depressed weebs who can't use their own skills to get pussy, so they prey on females who should just be left alone to deal with whatever they created. They are the worst type of fuckboys and should be avoided at all costs.

SUCKERS WHO
IDOLIZE
MEDIOCRE
PUSSY

Davis offered his best girl friend a shoulder to cry on when her boyfriend broke up with her. She saw his dick and said it was too small. Then she proceeded to ask him if he was a virgin, he said yes then he cried on her shoulder. What a simp.

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