teajuana

instead of smoking marijuana, you mix it with boiling water and drink it like it's tea; sort of like drinking bong water. It sounds like the city in Mexico.

Although I like to smoke weed, I prefer to drink teajuana cuz it gets me high in a calm cool fashion.

buzzballs

When having drunken sex it takes you forever to ejaculate.

Man I was so drunk last night, I was fucking this girl for like 2 hours and I still couldn't cum. I had major buzzballs.

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