laughabiliosis

The result of a small non-life threatening virus entering the cranial cavity. Victims with this disease laugh at the stupidest of words and phrases, and sometimes can erupt into strange body motions which resemble a partial seizure. When an 'attack' comes around, they tend to head straight to the floor, rolling around heaving and laughing so hard it looks like they are in serious agony. Ironically enough, the number one cause for an 'attack' on someone with laughabiliosis is when someone recites the word LAUGH immediately after the person's name.

The origination of this disease seems to have been linked to the KGB but no source can confirm this information.

Non-infected person

Ash, I've been meaning to tell you...I cooked turkey for dinner.

Infected person:

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *insert seizure here*

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Antidisestablishmentarist

isnt it Antidisestablishmentarianist?

Antidisestablishmentarianist for the masses

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Vincinated

The term used to describe your mental state after drinking with the Vincinator. There are varying degrees of Vincination, from serious alcohol poisoning (CAT 1) to waking up in Devon, on a Thursday, with a sore arse (CAT 5)!

I went for a quiet drink with Vinny, just woke up three days later, I have been Vincinated.

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bouncy

A term relating to how a woman's breasts bounce frequently.

"Mai Shiranui is bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy......"

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Adult Swim

A show on Cartoon Network that is shown at nighttime everyday, excluding Fridays.....Adult Swim is the only good channel on TV anymore.

"Adult Swim has Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, and many more hilarious shows. They even have some anime."
-me

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opinionism

All things involving opinions, sometimes including bias & obnoxious behavior.

"Because this is a country founded on opinionism (among other things too), the opinions of stupid people are taken into account. That is what's screwing up this country. It's always opinion VS opinion. Intelligence VS intelligence. Although it's free-will, it spreads like wildfire and there's no controlling it......now that I word it like this, you're probably thinking I'm an anti-American communist. Which is VERY far from the truth, you prejudmental bastard."
-me

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in charge

to run up to a girl when she is bent over and slam your dick in her ass

I "in charged" her last night

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