in the bag

used in a situation when one has almost definitely secured something that is of great worth, typically when one is about to run the mise.

i knew that random hot chick would make sex w/ me... i had it in the bagg

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Charge Beam

1) a powerful long range projectile used by samus in super smash bros. melee that deals 22% damage and can kill an opponent with as little as 60% damage depending on their position in the level. of course only n00bs get killed this way.

2) a grossly unfair advantage in any situation (such as being able to frag n00bs from across the screen.)

3) a situation that can make one feel as though he was just hit with a 6 foot diameter ball of electricity.

1) samus' charge beam ownzes slow characters like bowser (as well as n00bs.)

2) the 4 aces that joe had proved to be the charge beam that he needed to win the poker hand.

3) man, i just got charge beamed by that math test i was too stoned to study for.

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pen cap

cap for a pen
something good to chew on in class

yes, i said "something good to chew on" and i wasn't talking about something related to sex. get your mind out of the gutter

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all about

used to show that someone has a great knowledge of or great interest in the subject in question, often preceded by the word basically.

child labor, basically that’s what i’m all about.

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da?

used in a situation when one is so confused that he cant make audible and coherent sentences.

joe: i just caught your g/f making out w/ my sister
bob: da?

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wldd

stands for "well la dee da" used in a situatipn when one acts like he is better than u. ie, his shit dont smell.

bob: i just spent the week at my dad's country club playing golf, swimming and getting tan with my hot g/f.

joe: wldd!

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toast of the town

antiquated expression used to describe someone who has recently earned the respect of those around him

i learned to tie my shoes, im the toast of the town

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