japanese

getting bored with the ww2 veteran on a long haul flight? then just mention japanese, the bastards mouth will close up quicker than a nuns legs, usually followed by tears.

the japanese were called evil because of ww2, thousands of british service men who served their country sitting easy in japanese work camps cheered when the bomb dropped on hiroshima killing 200 thousand men women and children.

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emogratification

this is the act of an emo advertising a shitty underground band, thats so exclusively underground they havent left their parents garage. usually have names like the jesus slippers of gods big crotch or the frozen frog manglers

i'm into emogratification, theres a band so underground dont bother looking for them called the jesus slippers im the band fluffer and johnny x is a rock god i love his cock most.

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german

a people with a hatred for britain, which is good. a nice country with rivers and stuff and black forest gateaux,chatex,ghatex. well black forest cakey stuff which is lovely. absolute beer monsters just like the irish. not to be confused with australian where arnie and hitler are from.

hi im german you like to fuck me? (irish fella) aye sure but im not into kinky stuff im not gonna pish on ye.

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australia

a country in the southern hemisphere thats built on the slaughter of the original inhabitants and prides itself on that fact. they worship a foreign monarch in england and use dollars as currency so a bit like canada, but 20 times more boring with twice as many assholes. the women are all skinny with big teeth and the blokes all have skin cancer. it has a thriving television industry with "neighbours" and "home and away" being two of their biggest exports enjoyed by many an old folk and prison inmate.they claim to be good drinkers, but basing your drinking standards by the english isn't a good yard stick. sportswise they have a good rugby team and a swimmer with big feet but they stink at football.and the worlds most famous "good aussie bloke" russel crowe is in fact a kiwi

in australia they hate immigrants.

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plastic paddy

a plastic paddy is someone who thinks they're irish when born in any other country but ireland. could also be used to describe protestants in the south of ireland who arent irish by birth or descendancy. most plastic paddys have little or no irish blood in them and come from the states or australia.

see that st paddys day march, everyone of them a plastic paddy all wannabe's seen more irish blood when i cut meself shaving

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Culchie

salt of the earth irish people who live in the rural areas of ireland. donegal being the best of a good bunch. not to be used to describe a northern prod farmer who are paisleyite bible thumpin catholic haters and are so backward they still duck witches.

g'wan ye culchie fucker ye g'wan and it's over da bar

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fenian

inoffensive term used by protestants in the north of ireland to try and annoy the rightful inhabitants of the whole of ireland. comes from the fianna in irish mythology and then was hijacked by irish immigrants in the states to form the fenian brotherhood who fought for irish freedom by sitting in bars in new york and lamented about ould ireland who then went on to ram their country of origin down everybodys throat by having st patricks day marches and thanks to them 90 percent of americans lay claim to irish descent on one day of the year when it suits them.

the fools the fools they have left us our fenian dead.

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