Gateaux - verb
The sexual act where a slice (or more if particularly hungry) of chocolate gateaux is eaten out of the private region of another without the use of utensils, cream is optional.
Person 1: "What do you think of him?"
Person 2: "I would definitely gateaux him!!"
Alternatively
Person 1: "How was the hotel and weekend with your wife?"
Person 2: "Yes, had a lovely time with the Mrs. last night, even gave her a good gateauxing"
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