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E•MO•TION

That Carly Rae Jepsen album that got robbed of a 2015 AOTY nomination and quietly flopped even though it's better than most pop albums and it aged like red wine.

Sara: You heard that Taylor Swift 1989 album?

Alfred: Yuh, but I like E•MO•TION more since it sounds better.

Sara: You're fucking gay, aren't you?

Alfred: And nobody should give a shit.

Sara: Oh I'm sorry, but is it actually that great?

Alfred: yep, being gay and a Carly Rae Jepsen fan is great!

Sara: Oooh, that's hot.

Alfred: Yuh?

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021


Taylor Swift

It's when you make different versions of something yet it contains the same things, just packaged into a different color, like her vinyls.

1) Urban Dictionary has Taylor Swifts for different words.

2) Her newest album Midnights literally have endless editions and for the love of god, put Glitch and Paris into physical editions of the god-damned album please....

by da4ssfück3r June 14, 2023


Jeff Bezos

An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.

Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.

by da4ssfück3r July 23, 2021

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Paramore

Whenever a new singer/band with a female vocalist tries to do pop-rock, punk or emo related songs, the first thing that they'll think of is them and especially, the one and only Hayley Williams.

(About 25-30 millions records sold, so they're pretty famous...)

Richard: OMG, have you listened to Olivia Rodrigo's new song, Good 4 U?

Jonie: It sounds like a Paramore song knock-off, not gonna lie.

Richard: You fucking suck.

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021


dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock

Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021